A madam answered the door of her brothel to find a distinguished looking man in his late forties standing there. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Carrie," he replied. "Sir, I have to tell you that Carrie is one of our most expensive ladies," said the madam. "Perhaps you would prefer someone else." But the man was adamant. "No, I must see Carrie." So Carrie was summoned, and she told the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, he pulled out ten $100 bills, gave them to…