Cadbury Jokes

[At Fancy Restaurant] Her: I'll have the oxtail topped with quail egg. Him: Gimme a steak. Her: *glares Him: Uhh, topped with a Cadbury?

I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind

Taco Bell is planning on doubling the 'meat' in their ingredients. Unlike Cadbury, they're informing us in advance.

I've been training like Rocky lately *cracks Cadbury caramel egg, drinks caramel*

Somebody Cadbury Cream egged our house last night. I'd be upset, but I've been too busy licking off the bricks.

i hate that one occasional cadbury cream egg you get that has a bloody malformed cadbury bunny fetus inside

A box of Cadbury creme eggs just propositioned me. Now we're in a van together.

The first time I bit into a Cadbury egg I understood women who spit.

I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help

Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny's ears then broke off its head. I'm sleeping with the lights on.

How is your diet going? ""Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."" ""Scrambled?"" ""Cadbury.""