Taco Bell is planning on doubling the 'meat' in their ingredients. Unlike Cadbury, they're informing us in advance.

Somebody Cadbury Cream egged our house last night. I'd be upset, but I've been too busy licking off the bricks.

i hate that one occasional cadbury cream egg you get that has a bloody malformed cadbury bunny fetus inside

A box of Cadbury creme eggs just propositioned me. Now we're in a van together.