But Sir Jokes

A man went for a job interview. Man: May I come in guys... Sir: Yup Man: Dude, whats up? Sir: Nothing... Man: Am I selected? Sir: Yup, You are selected as President for five countries. Man: But sir, you promised for 5.5 countries. Sir: I was just kidding.... Go to hell. No job there.

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said. “But sir, I have a …

A wealthy lawyer One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He lowered the window between him and his driver, and ordered the car to be stopped. The driver pulled the car to the side of the road, and the lawyer got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man. “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “Oh, come along with me then,” instructed the lawyer. “But, sir, I have a …

Teacher: “Robin, I always see that when I start teaching in the class, you always talk with your friends.” Robin: “But Sir, I don’t talk when I sleep!”

Teacher is explaining to the student, “If you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.” Student: “But sir, if it happens to you, we wouldn’t help you.” Teacher: “Why?” Student: “Because you don’t have any hair!”

Teacher: “Suppose, you have a box which contains a 10 foot snake...” Student: “But Sir, snakes don’t have feet!”