Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster.#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And the lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But john came fifth, and only won a toaster!#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster.#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And God said unto John: ""Come forth, and you shall be granted immortality."" But John came fifth, and won a toaster.#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And the Lord said onto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But john came fifth and won a toaster#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster#John John#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will have eternal life"" But John came in fifth and won a toaster.#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And god said to John ""Come forth, and I will grant you with eternal life."" But John came 5th and won a toaster instead.#But John0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And the Lord said unto John ""come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and got a toaster.#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
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And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster.#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit.#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
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And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)#But John0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came in fifth and won a toaster instead.#But John#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp