Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster.

And the lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But john came fifth, and only won a toaster!

The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And God said unto John: ""Come forth, and you shall be granted immortality."" But John came fifth, and won a toaster.