Watson comes home and finds Sherlock watching television, he asks what he's watching. Sherlock replies ""Documentary my dear Watson!"" This my first Reddit post, I'm pretty sure I actually made up this joke.

A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are

Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster.

And the lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But john came fifth, and only won a toaster!