Bucky Goldstein Jokes

Jewish Cowboy I got on a bus and sat down next to a beautiful blonde woman. She was crying, so I asked her what was the matter. ""I just left my psychiatrist, and he doesn't know what to do with me,"" she said. ""Well what's wrong?"" I asked. ""Why would I tell you, we just met!"" ""Sometimes is good to tell your problems to a random stranger on a bus."" So she looked out the window for a second and then turned to me and said, ""I'm a nymphomaniac and I'm only attracted to jewish cowboys. By the…

I got on the bus, sat down and noticed a beautiful blonde Chinese woman crying in the seat across from me... I moved over and asked her why she was crying. "I don't usually bare my soul to strangers," she said. I replied that sometimes it was perfectly fine to tell your story to a perfect stranger. She nodded and said, "I just came out of my therapist session and he says there is no way to cure me." I asked what exactly was her problem. She said, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on…