Jewish Cowboy I got on a bus and sat down next to a beautiful blonde woman. She was crying, so I asked her what was the matter. ""I just left my psychiatrist, and he doesn't know what to do with me,"" she said. ""Well what's wrong?"" I asked. ""Why would I tell you, we just met!"" ""Sometimes is good to tell your problems to a random stranger on a bus."" So she looked out the window for a second and then turned to me and said, ""I'm a nymphomaniac and I'm only attracted to jewish cowboys. By the way, I'm Diane."" So I looked at her and I said, ""Hello Diane, I'm Bucky Goldstein.""