Brooklyn Bridge Jokes

A Blonde and a Red head go out for dinner While waiting for their dinner they decide to watch the 6 o'clock news, on the news a man was threatening to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. So the red head says to the blonde ""I bet you 50$ the man doesn't jump."" so the blonde says ""okay ill take that bet."" after a couple minutes the guy jumps, as the blonde is handing over the cash the red head says"" I cant take this money I watched the 5 o'clock news so I knew he would jump."" and the blonde said "…

A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead that the man wouldn't jump off the bridge and the readhead accepted. Well, sure enough, the man jumped and so the blonde gave the redhead the 50 bucks. ""I can't take this, you're my best friend."" The blonde looked at her, ""Just take it."" ""Well, I saw this on the 5;00 news, so I knew he was gonna jump off."" The blonde laughed, ""…

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough he jumped so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said ""I can't take this you're my friend."" But the blonde insisted saying ""No. A bet's a bet."" Then the redhead said ""Listen I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news so I can't t…

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge? To get home.