British Museum Jokes

It was at the height of world war II... ... and Hitler decided to invade Britain. So he asked the head of the Kriegsmarine to study plans for a water assault on Britain and carrying ground troops. After a brief study, the admirals conveyed with the Fuhrer, and told him that it was absolutely impossible, there was no way the Reich could muster enough ships to carry all the troops and the logistics necessary. The only way would be to do like Moses, and part the water of the English channels like …

Why is the Sphinx in Giza? It wouldn't fit in the British Museum.

What if Indiana Jones were from the UK? “This belongs in the British Museum!”

What’s the most British thing in the British museum? The name.

Why are the pyramids in Egypt? They're too heavy to carry to the British museum

Why are the Great Pyramids in Egypt? Because they're too heavy and big to take to the British Museum

Why are the piramids in Egypt? There is a lot of debate on this, but it's mostly because they were too heavy to carry to the British museum

Why are the Great Pyramids in Egypt? Because they were too heavy to carry to the British Museum.

What's something that feels British but isn't? The contents of the British Museum.