Brisbane Jokes

I was in Brisbane waiting for ages for a bus. Then what do you know, two float past at once.

Timbuktu Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about ""Timbuktu"". The priest began: ""I was a father, all my life, had no children, had no wife. I read the Bible, through and through. On my way to Timbuktu."" Then the Australian told his version: ""When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two!""

The excited blonde . A blonde went to Brisbane for first time.. She was very excited and as soon as the plane landed in brisbane, she began shouting ''Brisbane Brisbane'' The air hostess being annoyed said '' Please mam , Be silent'' The blonde then shouted ''Risane Risane''

The new store... Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be opened new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accen…

Timbuktu... A priest and an Australian shepherd got a tie in a quiz show so they have to solve the last question: find a rhyme on the word Timbuktu. After five minutes the priest returns and says: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu..." The crowd was cheering him and thought he would win as the shepherd returns: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were t…

A priest and a shepherd... ... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells…

It's the finale of the national poetry competition The finalists are an old catholic priest and a 30-something good for nothing globetrotter. For the final challenge they both need to write and perform a poem ending on "Timbuktu". After an entire day to prepare themselves, they are asked to read their poems to the jury. The Priest goes first: I've been a preacher all my life Had no woman, had no wife I've read the bible through and through On my way to Timbuktu. The jury offers h…

It was a rainy day in Brisbane.. This story happened a while ago in Brisbane.

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. B…