I was in Brisbane waiting for ages for a bus. Then what do you know, two float past at once.

Timbuktu Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about ""Timbuktu"". The priest began: ""I was a father, all my life, had no children, had no wife. I read the Bible, through and through. On my way to Timbuktu."" Then the Australian told his version: ""When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two!""

The excited blonde . A blonde went to Brisbane for first time.. She was very excited and as soon as the plane landed in brisbane, she began shouting ''Brisbane Brisbane'' The air hostess being annoyed said '' Please mam , Be silent'' The blonde then shouted ''Risane Risane''

The new store... Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be opened new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accen…