Bono Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money? All their work is pro Bono.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st? Happy new ears Eve!

What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.

How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2? Because he said he was pro Bono.

How do dogs do business? Pro-bono

Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for? Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why does Bono never get any mail? He lives on a street with no name.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono? Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why didn't Bono sell any wheat bread at his bakery? Cuz it's all rye, it's all rye, it's all rye.

Which lawyers are U2 fans? The pro bono ones