Billy Joe Jokes

Two guys are out hunting.. Let's call them Joe and Billy. ""I gotta crap Billy"" Joe casually mentions. ""We're in the middle of the woods, Joe, just go behind that tree"" Joe proceeds to saunter over behind the tree and, shortly thereafter, calls out to see if Billy remembered to grab some toilet paper. ""No, I didn't bring any toilet paper"" Billy responds, ""just use some leaves or something."" ""There ain't nothin' but pine needles around me, and I'm not using a pine cone."" ""What about you…

billy joe redneck has 10 kids... so he decides its time for a vasectomy. he goes to the doctor who explains the procedure and the cost. billy joe asks if theres a cheaper way to handle this... the doc says ""aren't you billy joe the redneck? heres what you need to do, drink a six pack, but in the last can light a cherry bomb, drop it in, then count to ten! You only need to buy the beer and the cherry bomb."" Billy joe is sceptical, but takes the doctors advise. He downs a sixpack, put a lit cher…

So a midget walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a shot. The bartender give them to him and he downs them quickly. He asks, ""Who is the baddest sumbitch in this place?"" The bartender says, ""Well that'd be Mark, over there."" The midget jumps down from the stool and goes over to him, and just beats the shit out of him, then leaves the bar. The next day, he comes in and orders the same order. Finishes the drinks and says, ""Now who is the baddest sumbitch in this bar?"" The bartender th…