So a midget walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a shot. The bartender give them to him and he downs them quickly. He asks, ""Who is the baddest sumbitch in this place?"" The bartender says, ""Well that'd be Mark, over there."" The midget jumps down from the stool and goes over to him, and just beats the shit out of him, then leaves the bar. The next day, he comes in and orders the same order. Finishes the drinks and says, ""Now who is the baddest sumbitch in this bar?"" The bartender thinks for a second, and says, ""Well that'd be Billy Joe over in the corner. So the midget jumps off the stool, goes over and beats the shit out of Billy Joe and then leaves. Mark and Billy Joe get together and Billy Joe says, ""Man we can't have this midget come in here and beat people up every day."" Mark replies, ""Well I know where we can get a gorilla."" BJ says, ""A gorilla? He'd eat him!"" Mark then says, ""Yeah that's fine. I'll get him, and hide him in the bathroom, and tell the bartender to send him in."" The next day, Mark, Billy Joe and the bartender are waiting for the midget to come in. When he finally does, he goes to the bar and orders his usual beer and shot. He downs them and says, ""Ok, now who is the baddest sumbitch in this place?"" The bartender says, ""Well it's Jasper, and he's in the bathroom."" So the midget jumps down from his stool and goes into the bathroom. For the next few minutes all you can hear is the loudest bangs, crashes, thuds, screams, and all that. A few minutes of silence go by, and the midget comes limping out of the bathroom and says, ""When that nigger wakes up, tell him his fur coat is in the trash.""