Joe walks into a bar...
...when he comes inside he sees Billy sitting by the bar wearing a huge watch, which is way to big to be comfortable.
Joe walks up to him and says "hey Billy, where the hell did you get that watch?"
Billy points into the corner and says "do you see the old man sitting in the corner there?"
"Yeah" says Joe
"well, he can grant wishes" Billy
Joe gets all excited "like real wishes?"
Billy says "yes, but..."
but Joe is exited and doesn't let Billy finish, runs to the …