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Nate the snake There's this civil engineer who has a dream of a super-interstate-highway running from Los Angeles to Washington DC. After years of lobbying, he finally is awarded a contract to construct a perfectly-flat, perfectly-straight 16-lanes-each-direction highway from Los Angeles to Washington. So he employs all the best surveyors, to make sure the highway is a perfect straight-line from LA to DC and to make sure it stays perfectly flat. He subcontracts with only the best construction cr

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A man named Nate So, once upon a time in a poor country there was an earthquake. A rock slid down a hill and crushed a town's well. Now the town could not get fresh water and wasn't going to be able to live long. So they tried to move the rock. They got the biggest tree they could find and tried to pry it up, but it didn't budge. Finally, on the second day with no water a man named Nate went to move the rock. He lifted it up with relative ease and moved it. Then the town had fresh water again. M

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A boy named Nate. Once a long time ago there lived a boy named Nate. Nate lived is a small town that was across a ne'er traveled dirt road from a giant lever. No one in Nates village knew would tell him what this lever did with fear or scaring the young boy, all Nate was ever told, was to never, ever touch that lever. For if this lever was pulled, the entire world will end. Nate wondered day after day what this giant lever would do, and would often sit on the side of the road staring at it and w

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