Nate So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, bu…

Nate the snake There's this civil engineer who has a dream of a super-interstate-highway running from Los Angeles to Washington DC. After years of lobbying, he finally is awarded a contract to construct a perfectly-flat, perfectly-straight 16-lanes-each-direction highway from Los Angeles to Washington. So he employs all the best surveyors, to make sure the highway is a perfect straight-line from LA to DC and to make sure it stays perfectly flat. He subcontracts with only the best construction cr…

A boy named Nate. Once a long time ago there lived a boy named Nate. Nate lived is a small town that was across a ne'er traveled dirt road from a giant lever. No one in Nates village knew would tell him what this lever did with fear or scaring the young boy, all Nate was ever told, was to never, ever touch that lever. For if this lever was pulled, the entire world will end. Nate wondered day after day what this giant lever would do, and would often sit on the side of the road staring at it and w…

The Longest Joke in the World (Part 3) **[Part 1](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10ugw6/the_longest_joke_in_the_world_part_1/)** **[Part 2](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10uhok/the_longest_joke_in_the_world_part_2/)** ""I might suggest that we take care of that methanol you now have in your system with the next request,"" continued the snake. ""I can guess why you drank it, but I'm not sure how much you drank, or how much methanol was left in the wiper fluid. That stuff is nasty…