Beijing China Jokes

A verse of unit puns The Units Verse by Kevin Ahern Two thousand pounds of Chinese soup Will make a restaurant run In Beijing, China order it In units of Won ton Religious leaders measure clout From Nome to Amsterdam By how much clout they have with God The units - billi-grams Is the ratio of circumference To diameter my, my Of homes in northern latitudes Known as Eskimo pi? Four fifty three graham crackers is An awful lot to bake Into dessert when prepping up A really good pound cake The units …

Secrets to a long marriage With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years. The husband shyly stood and turned to the audience: ""Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."" The minister inquired, ""Trips to where?"" ""Well,"" the man says, ""for our 25th anniversary, I took …