Barry Jokes

Female compassion. Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife

A factory owner is trying to come up with innovative ideas to save money and therefor save his business from going under. The owner calls a meeting with all of his 200 employees out on the plant floor. "Ok everyone, we are in deep trouble. I will give $2000 dollars to the first person that comes to me with a cost saving idea." Immediately a guy in the front row shoots up his hand. Owner says "Yes, Barry. That was fast, what's your cost saving plan?" Barry says "make it $1000".

What's the difference between classical music and Barry white? A lot when you are having a prostate exam.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas? To meter you.

A brother and sister were having an argument and neither was willing to concede. The sister said, “Barry, I will admit that I am in the wrong as long as you admit that I am in the right.” He was in agreement and asked her to go first with the admission. “I am totally in the wrong” she said. Barry, with a little glint in his eye gave her a little wink and said, “You're right!”