Barry Landon woke up one morning feeling Great... Barry starts walking around the house and his daughter comes up to him and says, ""daddy, you no look so good today"". Barry looks down at his daughter, ""but honey i feel great today"" His daughter says back ""but daddy you really don't look so good today"" So barry continues walking around until his wife comes up to him and says "" Dear, you don't look so good today"" Barry replies again, ""But I feel great today! I really do!"" His wife contin…

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, ""Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.…

Female compassion. Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live maybe we could make love again?' Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only ei…

THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise