Baltimore Orioles Jokes

True story...I was getting a hair cut... ...and wanted to start a conversation with the lady cutting my hair. Maybe she likes birds, so I tried, ""This morning when I opened my garage door I heard six different kinds of bird song in the first 30 seconds."" ""Yeah, I guess."" OK, she is not interested in birds. Maybe sports, ""This weekend i am taking the family up to Toronto and we are going to watch the Toronto Bluejays play the Baltimore Orioles."" Silence. Then, ""Wow, you are really into thi…

Tough shit Amigo! A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office. ""Good man,"" the fairy said, ""I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."" The man told the fairy, ""Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."" The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PI…