Bachs Jokes

A classical music fan is visiting Germany and decides to visit Bach's grave in Leipzig When he gets there, he hears some faint music. He listens closely and he soon realizes that its coming from Bach's grave! He is spooked, but bewildered and keeps listening as it sounds familiar but unrecognizable. After a couple minutes, he realizes it is Bach's Sonata in G minor playing backwards... Thoroughly freaked out, the visitor makes a bee-line for the exit. He sees the caretaker and says, ""Sir! Bach'…

A detective was once called to a farm in rural Tennessee to investigate a murder. [OC] Upon arriving, he asked the farmer what had happened. “Well” the farmer said, “I was working in my barn, replacing the oil filter on the tractor when I heard somebody scream, then a loud ‘wham’, and then silence. I rushed outside and saw my farmhand, dead in the middle of the yard, with a pool of blood forming around his head” “Hmmm” said the detective, “any witnesses who might have seen what happened?” “T…