Atm Jokes

An old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over.

So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance.. So I pushed her over

I´m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said "no". We both had a good laugh.

I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls? The ATM

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad? Because America is never wrong.

Robert: “Yesterday the police arrested me for tampering with the ATM.” John: “What did you do?” Robert: “It asked me to enter the PIN and I inserted a safety pin!”

Ben was removing money from the ATM. Ron: “I saw your password, ha ha.” Ben: “What is it?” Ron: “It is four asterisks.” Ben: “Ha ha, you are wrong. It is 9425!”