April Jokes

Little Billy had been blind since birth... ...and one night his mom tells him ""If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."" So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out. ""Mommy I still can't see!"" ""I know son, April fools.""

Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !

Sunday school Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April d…

What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked …

Sunday School Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," Bu…

Sunday School Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Ap…

Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"

Ohh Jhonny!!!!! Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April…

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Wh…

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him, "Jonny, tomorrow is a very special day: if you pray extra hard tonight God will grant you the miracle of sight". Super excited, Jonny jumps back out of bed, clasps his hands together and begin to pray, as his mum leaves the room. Just as she is about to close the door Jonny asks, "mum, will God really give me my sight?". "Yes Jonny, but only if you …

There was once a little blind girl... ... and more then anything in the world she wanted to be able to see again. "Mummy Mummy!" she would say, "when will i be able to see again?"and her mother would reply "well my darling, there are doctors working at this very instant on a cream which will make your eyes all better again! And we can get this cream next week!" The little girl was so excited, for the next week she hardly slept and she hardly ate. The day before they were to collect the crea…

Little April was not the best student in..... Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our…

I’m so glad April fools is finally over I can finally go back to blindly believing everything I read on social media again

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

I just ran over my dog. April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.

What month do Native Americans hate the most? April. April showering bring May flowers. Mayflowers bring the pilgrims.

Just a special day at sunday school Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

Little April was not the best student in..... Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school... Usually she slept through the class.

Little April wasn't the best student in Sunday school Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school... Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

Ohh Jhonny!!!!! Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

Sunday School Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

Sunday school Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"" Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping