[at Applebees on Christmas] God: Your food good? Jesus: Ya, it- *a crowd of servers surrounds them* Jesus: You didn't... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Y#Applebees#Food#Holiday0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist#Applebees#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[first date] *pointing indiscriminately* "uh-oh looks like we're on the Kiss Cam" there's no- *leans in* there's no Kiss Cam at Applebees#Applebees0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Being asked if you've read 50 Shades of Grey is like being asked if you've had steak at Applebees. You do know there's actual steakhouses?#Applebees0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[therapy] "Where does your fear of spiders come from?" *flashback to Spider-Man trying to kiss me behind Applebees* They're just creepy okay#Spider Man#Applebees0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you walk in on a girl giving birth in the bathroom at Applebees, don't judge her, you're also eating at Applebees.#Applebees#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Nothing says "I hope your birthday sucks as much as you do" like an Applebees' gift card.#Applebees#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp