Andre Agassi Jokes

President Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a cashier, ""Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me""? Cashier: ""It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID""? Obama: ""Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United States ."" Cashier: ""Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the Government regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters an…

President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn't have his ID. And the teller said you've got to prove who you are. He said, ""How should I do that?"" She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn't have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check. And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn't have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a …

President Obama walked into the bank to cash a check... As he approached the cashier he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?" Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?" Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA!!!!" Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because o…