Sir Would Jokes

Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up

Donation Dilly Dump is the manager of the Last Resort Old People's Home. One morning, he is going from house to house collecting donations throughout the nice, mediocre American suburb called Yuppy Acres. Dilly walks up to the Poke household and rings the doorbell. When Porky Poke answers the door, Dilly says, ""Good morning, sir. Would you like to make a contribution to the Last Resort Old People's Home?"" ""Okay,"" replies Porky. Then he turns around and calls back to the house, ""Hey, Grandma…

President Obama walked into the bank to cash a check... As he approached the cashier he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?" Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?" Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA!!!!" Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because o…

Have you been drinking sir?,"""Been drinking tonight sir?"" The policeman asked. ""I had one earlier, but that was all " I replied. ""I think you've had a few more than that sir. Would you step out of the van please."" ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because the Postman Pat ride isn't really designed for adults and there's children waiting for their go.""

Have you been drinking sir? "Been drinking tonight sir?" The policeman asked. "I had one earlier, but that was all," I replied. "I think you've had a few more than that sir. Would you step out of the van please." "Why?" I asked. "Because the Postman Pat ride isn't really designed for adults and there's children waiting for their go."

Two ducks were on honeymoon in a posh hotel. Just as they were about to make love, the male duck said: "Damn, we haven't got any condoms! I'll ring down to room service." So he phoned room service and the woman there said: "Certainly, sir. Would you like them on your bill?" "No," said the duck. "I'd suffocate."