Amy Jokes

What's less funny than an Amy Schumer joke? Amy Schumer's jokes

Maybe the end of Amy Schumer's new show is really funny. I guess nobody will ever know.

What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death?,"Damn I'm gonna go bankrupt.

Where does Amy go after the explosion? Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

Did you hear that Elton John is singing at Amy Winehouse's funeral reception? He will be singing "Candle Under the Spoon".

What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt.

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why do baby birds love Amy Schumer's comedy? They can't handle anything that hasn't been consumed and regurgitated.

Is it just me? Or does amy schumer look like sarah silvermann sounds?

Amy Winehouse went to the Glastonbury Festival. Poor Amy had to wade through dirt, needles, rubbish and people lying around everywhere . . . just to get out of her flat.

The teacher asked my girlfriend the other day, “Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?” ”No idea” she replied. The teacher shouted, “Bark, Amy, Bark.” My girlfriend said, “Bow Wow Wow Mam!”

Knock Knock Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes! 1654. Knock Knock Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito just bit me! 1655. Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy afraid I've forgotten! 1656. Knock Knock Who's there? Annetta! Annetta who? Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here! 1657. Knock Knock Who's there? Annie! Annie who? Annie one you like! 1658. Knock Knock Who's there? Anthem! Anthem who? You Anthem devil you!