Just a broken shovel After being away from his base for a while, the base commander returns and asks his deputy if anything important happened while he was away. ""A handle on a shovel broke"", said the deputy. The commander was slightly confused why he is being told such everyday things, but commented: ""Well, that can be easily replaced. But why was anyone using that shovel? We didn't have any exercises planned."" ""Well, Sir, they were burying the guard dog."" Now the commander wad alarmed: "…