Brilliant puns 1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient. 2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to conclusion. 3. A man who runs in front of a car, gets tired; man who runs behind a car, gets exhausted. 4. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. 5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there. 6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood!

Two men go hunting... Carl and Miles are strolling through thick woods on the way to their cabin, when they come up on a strange, deep hole in the ground. ""That's weird, you see that?"", says Carl. ""Yea, I wonder how deep it is..."" Miles replies. Carl grabs a small rock and tosses it down the hole. Seconds go by, and no sound is heard. Miles looks at Carl... ""Something heavier"". Both of the men spot an old anchor sitting on the ground a few yards away. Miles grabs it first. ""Jesus this is …

The Hunter The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfo…

A man and his friend go hunting. Paul tries to take his friend hunting, but when they get to his favorite hunting spot, they find ""No Trespassing"" signs everywhere. Paul tells his friend to wait in the car and walks up to the nearby farmhouse. The farmer answers the door, and Paul says, ""Sir, I've hunted on this property all my life, but now I notice you have a bunch of signs up. I wanted to see if it was still OK for me to hunt here."" The farmer scratches his chin for a bit and says, ""I'll…