American Way Jokes

An Englishman, Frenchman and American are caught by a tribe of Cannibals.... And cannot escape. They do however get to chose the method of their deaths. the American goes first, surrounded by the tribe, his friends tied up watching, he asks for his shotgun and one shell. He declares ""Long live the dollar and the American way!"" And puts the muzzle up under his chin and BANG! he's dead. The tribe wast no time and descend onto his corpse, quickly flaying his skin off and separating the meat from …

Halal meat I see that in the US they're complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way... but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being shot by a classmate?

I see that in the US they're complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way... but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being shot by a classmate?