50 of the LEAST offensive jokes I know 1. What's a pirate's favorite letter? ""**Arrrr!**"" ""No. Ya'd think so, but me first love be the C"" 1. Why wasn't 6 excited that 7, her boyfriend, won her a prize at the fair? Because 711492. 1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. 1. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo' drizzle 1. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? Your funding pulled and a visit from the ethics committee. 1. My …