Adams Jokes

Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, ""Johnny, what is the matter?"" Little Johnny groaned and responded , ""I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.""

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.'

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages. ""Mommy look what I found"" the boy called out. ""What have you got there dear?"" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: ""It's Adam's clothes!!!!!""

Adam's companion. Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman." God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and wi…

Who was the first carpenter ever? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Adam’s first words to Eve? Better stand back eve i don’t know how big this thing gets.

""Dad what was the name of Adam's mother in law?""

Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand

What where Adam's first words to Eve?,"""Don't wash it in there you'll make the fish smell like that!""

Who was the first carpenter?,"Eve she made Adam's banana stand.

What where Adam's first words to Eve? "Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Why is a gay God purty cool? Because he makes two Adams smash together

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve? "Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Who was the first carpenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

what was adam's nickname for eve? prime rib

What is Adam's brother called? Subtractem

A burglar broke into Bryan Adams' house, but while making his getaway he bumped into the singer himself in the street outside. "Hey, Bryan!" said the burglar. "I've got all your records." A teenage boy was stabbed to death outside the local Carpet Right store. Police think it might be rug related.