Little Adam wonders Little Adam asks his mother...""hey mom, is god man or a woman?"" Mother replies: ""God is both, man and woman"" A bit confused Adams wonders: ""ok, but is God black or white?"" Mother replies: ""God is both, black and white"" Adam responds: ""what is God then... Michael Jackson?""

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, ""Johnny, what is the matter?"" Little Johnny groaned and responded , ""I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.""

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.'

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages. ""Mommy look what I found"" the boy called out. ""What have you got there dear?"" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: ""It's Adam's clothes!!!!!""