Accord John Jokes

Jesus drove a Honda, but never talked about it. For I did not speak of my own Accord -John 12:49 His Old Man had a Plymouth--He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. Of all the trials of Job, the worst was a Pontiac. For he breaketh me with a Tempest, and multiplieth my wounds without cause. -Job 9:17

"Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it" "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49

Jesus drove a Honda, but never spoke of it. "For I speak not of my own Accord" - John 12:49

Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it. *“For I did not speak of my own Accord”* (John 12:49)