Pinocchio is being interrogated by police Police Officer: Were you going 60 miles on a 40 mile road? Pinocchio: Noooooooo Police Officer: But didn't an officer flag you down? Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooo Police Officer: Your car is the red Toyota right? Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo Police Officer: Why the long no's?