DR DOG: *applying a cast to a broken bone* Are you sure you don't just want me to cut it off?#Dr Dog#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?#Dr Dog#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?#Dr Dog#Chin Have#Animals#Doctor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp