Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?#Dr Dog#Chin Have#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?#Dr Dog#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
PIG: "I'm paranoid everyone's trying to turn me into bacon" PSYCHIATRIST: "I'll cure you" PIG: "Oh God, not you too"#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
DR DOG: *applying a cast to a broken bone* Are you sure you don't just want me to cut it off?#Dr Dog#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[During surgery] DR DOG: Suction please. NURSE: But there's no bleeding. DR DOG: I know *drooling* but just look at that liver!#Dr Dog#Animals#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp