*phone rings* Wife: Quick! Pretend I'm not in!" Me: *dresses baby up in Superman costume & duct tapes him to ceiling fan* Wife - "....""

My favorite Halloween joke So a black man and his wife were invited to a halloween costume party. The man being a very busy person when it came to work tells his wife ""Look I need you to buy me a costume for the party since I'm busy with work."" She agrees and he goes off to work as usual. He comes home that night and laying out on his bed is a superman costume. He looks over at his wife and says ""I can't wear this, I mean seriously? Have you ever seen a black superman?"" She nods and apologiz…

Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him. After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.” “You don’t need to worry about that because,” Clark said as he took off his glasses, “I am Superman! Even if you didn’t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.” “Oh thank God!” said Lois. “ I can’t tell you what a wei…

A black couple was invited to attend a Halloween costume party. The husband asked his wife to get him a costume. The first day she came home with a Batman costume. "Woman", he said, "you know there has never been a black Batman! I can't wear this! Get me something more suitable for this party." So the next day, he came home to find a Superman costume for him. "Woman", he said again. "There has never been a black Superman either. People will laugh at me if I wear this. Now get me something I can …