My favorite Halloween joke So a black man and his wife were invited to a halloween costume party. The man being a very busy person when it came to work tells his wife ""Look I need you to buy me a costume for the party since I'm busy with work."" She agrees and he goes off to work as usual. He comes home that night and laying out on his bed is a superman costume. He looks over at his wife and says ""I can't wear this, I mean seriously? Have you ever seen a black superman?"" She nods and apologizes and says she'll get him a different costume. The next night he comes home and on his bed is a Batman costume. He puts his palm in his face and says ""Really honey? You've got to be kidding me. Have you ever seen a black batman? Take this shit back and get me a different costume."" She grits her teeth a little, but agrees. The next night, he comes home and laying out on his bed are three white plates, a big white belt, and a 2x4 of lumber. He looks down at these random objects and asks his wife ""What the hell are these supposed to be?"" She smirks and says ""Well, you didn't like batman or superman because they weren't black, so I figured you could wear those three white plates, and you could go to the party as a domino. If you don't like that, you can wear that big white belt, and you can go as an oreo. If you still don't like that, you can take that 2x4 and shove it up your ass, and you can go as a fudgecicle!""