Officer pulled me over & asked if I knew what the speed limit was, like I'm getting paid to tell him his job.#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.#Justin#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
when I grow up I want to be the guy who wears a puffy suit and gets attacked by police dogs#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp