If I die in my sleep, my only request is that you fold me up in my futon and sell it on Craigslist#Craigslist#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist." And they say romance is dead#Craigslist#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp