How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?

I'll be remembering Pearl Harbor by getting bombed this evening.

So a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking in a bar... ...so they're talking and drinking and all of a sudden out of nowhere the Jewish guy hauls off and hits the Chinese guy in the face, knocking him off his bar stool. The Chinese guy is incredulous, ""what the hell was that for?!"" The Jew replies, ""that was for Pearl Harbor!"" The Chinese guy, eager to set him straight says, ""That was the Japanese you idiot not the Chinese!"" So the Jew apologizes and they continue drinking. A few minut…

A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument... A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument when the Jew rears back and punches the Chinaman in the nose. The Chinaman says, ""What was that for?"" The Jew responds, ""That was for Pearl Harbor you son of a bitch."" The Chinaman looks confused and says, ""Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese. I'm Chinese!"" So the Jew says, ""Japanese. Chinese. What's the difference?!"" Then the Chinaman rears back and punches the Jew in the nose. The Jew say…