I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.

How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk

smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth

HEY DISNEY: If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off? Yeah, time to do some critical thinking.