I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay.#Ebay#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lightly used fish tank for sale on eBay. Does not contain three goldfish ghosts.#Ebay#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay... Will let you know the results soon.#Ebay#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp