[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!#Clark Kent#Lois Lane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Clark Kent: *sits glasses on counter* Lois Lane: Who are you and where did the new countertop come from?#Clark Kent#Lois Lane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
LOIS LANE: *pulls back from kissing* clark your glasses are hurting my nose can you take them off CLARK KENT: no#Clark#Clark Kent#Lois Lane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[if Lois Lane was a witness] Criminal: *puts on glasses* Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before.#Lois Lane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs. Doubtfire.#Clark Kent#Mrs Doubtfire#Lois Lane0🔗 ShareWhatsApp