[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!

Clark Kent: *sits glasses on counter* Lois Lane: Who are you and where did the new countertop come from?

Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup.

*Superman put glasses on Mt. Rushmore faces* Lois Lane: "What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"