Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman.

[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did

If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on.

[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!